Monday, August 1, 2011

Scary Mommy: An honest look at motherhood — A Mommy Blog written by Jill Smokler, a Baltimore mother with three young children

My brother is a jerk.

He sleeps on Mommy’s couch every night even though
he has his very own room with a big bunk bed all to himself.
I have to sleep in my own bed just because I am older
which isn’t fair at all, since I slept in my own
room when I was his age.

In the morning, he wakes up first
which means that he gets to pick the show
so I am forced to watch things like Batman
and Star Wars even though I don’t like them much at all.
Plus, he hogs the blanket so that my legs are cold
even though I wear a nightgown and he wears pajamas
that have bottoms so his legs
are really never cold anyway.

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